Saturday, 30 August 2008

Final Report

Fear not or should I say, rejoice not to those of you who do not like me. I am not shutting down my blog. This is just the final report on the “Solomonsydelle Sect”. Like I stated in the original post I didn’t think I mentioned all the bloggers whose names I should have mentioned.

Much respect to all the bloggers who remined me of names that I missed out. My heartfelt appreciation to geisha.song, the singing blogger, who read the post, did not find her name on it and still dropped a comment. Walahi! I know that majority of you would not even bother once you cannot find your name in the post. She is a new blogger. I think she only started blogging in July. Please, please pay her a visit.

Then Freeflowingflorida, as in Freeflowingflorida, I mean that same Freeflowingflorida. (I just like to mention that name sha. It’s the name I just like O! I don’t know anything about the blogger) She reminded me of Ms. Sula, tin-tin (girl), I swear I didn’t know there was a tin-tin (girl). Is she married to tin-tin onijogbon?

Anyway, moving on. Mz. Dee, dat fine gal from Porakot, reminded me of invisible. I’m sorry Mr. or is it Ms. Invisible but maybe if you were not invisible I would have seen you and remembered.

Shubby-Doo, or is it flying-snow? She reminded me of jaja (of Opobo?) boorish male and baroque. Thank you Shubby-Doo. So when am I having that hug you promise me naa? People say I’m like a child, I never forget anything I’m promised especially if I think I’m going to enjoy the thing.

Oluwadee, Iyawo, mentioned efbabe.

Afrobabe reminded me of fluffycutething. Make she play come ma dormot one day make a see if she dey fluffy and cute nitoto.

Buttercup, Burasweerie, abi how Mz. Dee dey laik to call am? She reminded me of writefreak, woomie O, mekistein, ladykoko, dee and enigma. Meanwhile, a hia one gist laik dis about mekistein… ok, never mind.

Okay, this is my last update on the "Solomonsydelle sect". I’m afraid membership of the sect is finally closed. If your name is not mentioned you’ll have to apply again next year.

I’m sure people will still come up with suggestions but I tell you, these are the ones who are the ijinle of blogsville.

Vera’s wish has finally been granted. Check the comment page for my last post and see what I mean. She is under Aloofar. Isn’t Aloofar a lucky man? I would have thought that Vera was the type of woman who likes being on top of situations.

Afrobabe wants a blogger sideways. Awwwww! Any volunteers? Any, any? Going, going, gone. Omashe O! No volunteers. Okay, I’ll volunteer myself. Naijaleta volunteers himself to be by Afobabe’s side. I like a woman who likes being on top of situations and I hope you’re that kind of babe, Afro?

Okay, let me confess, I didn't make that announcement loud enough for others to hear so that I can keep her for myself.

How about doing a post on wowo bloggers next week? I mean, those blogger wey I no say dem no fine at all at all.

32 comments:

Mz. Dee said...

firstttttttttttt

Mz. Dee said...

yup!!!!!! cant touch dis!!! internt cant stop me!!!!!!!

Mhmm... this porakot beauty u keep callin eh......!!!!!

And *cough cough* u want to be beside afrobabe?

She needz a kokomaster o!

Buttercup said...

lol..u r just hilarious...

Vera Ezimora said...

Mz Dee: You just had to be first abi???

Ehm, NaijaLeta dearie, really I like to be on top of THINGS...as you initially suspected. But when it comes to people, well... you know... lol *wink, wink*

Thanx for granting my wish.

Hope Aloofar is ready 4 me.

Femi B said...

wo wo blogger..? do you mean wo wo posts, or wo wo blogsite..or wo wo bloggers..or wowo all together? which one na?

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Naijaleta you sabi find trouble sha! I just read your last post and saw I am part of the Solomonsydelle sect...LOL.
Im so greatful for being able to be a part of the Nigerian community of bloggers. People have opened the windows of their hearts and allowed me to laugh, learn and be inspired as a result...
Btw, how r u?

Afrobabe said...

7th...not bad.........

Afrobabe said...

lmao...wowo bloggers??? you are on ur own oh...

Geisha is not really a new blogger, she just changed blogs...I think...

geisha.song. said...

lol@giving me a shout!
like afrobabe implied, i've actually been blogging over two years now, but only a few people have followed me from identity to identity.

Rita said...

wowo bloggers? hmmm... no comment...

Free-flowing Florida said...

hehehehehehehehe

abeg, na wetin dey tickle u abt my name pls?

Shubby Doo said...

why am i telling u for the second time that you missed atutu!!!

if you can find me...with no help from me or anyone else...you can have your hug

Shubby Doo said...

peck ke?...what?!!!... no deal...a hug is all that is on offer.

abeg here it is so you can release me jare... *gives naijaleta a FRIENDLY 'purely platonic' cyber hug*

Chari said...

wowo bloggers? Why would u dedicate a whole post to urself?

am interested oooo...

WAIT A MINUTE! Naijaleta u forgot my blogville wife IDK...

Chari said...

anonynmous.blogspot.com

Standtall said...

Vera is finally under Aloofar hun? Okay o

aloted said...

lol..

which one be wowo bloggers again o...

AlooFar said...

So u see Vera is now on top.

@Vera: I'm home already ;)

Sting said...

How u want take know bloggers wey no fine?

rayo said...

hmmmn, vera nd aloofar, wich one be all dis on top and under stunts oh?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

ol' boy, so i just found out about this series of posts and can I just say, I'm honored oh!!!! Blogville family na serious family. The love overfloweth. Your post has encouraged me to go seek out other bloggers that I have not seen in a while. In fact, I might just turn it into a project. The 'Roll Call' project. Alright, you heard it first. The Roll Call project will be unleashed this friday at solomonsydelle.com

I think I will need your help oh. I go find you on Facebook.

Thanks so much for the mention, my brotha. I am truly honored!

badderchic said...

Geisha no be new blogger o! she just dey move hous like gypsy. lol

and pls try not to leave blogsville o, no even think a,.

Esmeralda said...

lol, lol, lol

looking forward to reading wowo bloggers, my name myt just be first there *winks*...lol

good job naijaleta, well done

Aphrodite said...

lol...nice post.
looking forward to reading the WOWO bloggers post altho how you take know the ones wey wowo beats me,lol...

Naapali said...

I see quite a few people have declared Geisha.song as not new, formerly Geisha, formerly I don forget sef.

You still have left out one of the blog godfathers Atutupoyoyo.

Most glaring is the omission of Guerreiranigeriana (aka princesa africanus).

Also missing is Iyalode of Blogville Lagos, Princesa.

The community is large but the bonds are strong. Thanks for the shout-out.

tobenna said...

Darn, this young man....
Sigh.
I'll keep you in my prayers.
Na wah for you.

wellsbaba said...

guy mi no mind man city jare dem won dey copy us...d new owner na won billionaire lyk dat d guy won dey do lau lau lyk abramovic but hin no no sey hin money no reach...d guy won dey spean big boxs on players too....they gave gbp50million for torres n gave real a blank cheque4van nisteruoy...can u imagine?
dem papa no reach......

Vera Ezimora said...

Naijaleta, I saw your comment on Sting's page, and I am here to chew a bone with you. I want you to meet me in my bedroom-slash-office ASAP. Please bring with you handcuffs (so that I can tie you up for what you said) and whips (so that I can flog you for what you said). I will provide the rubber...balloons, I mean. I will teach you a lesson you will never, ever forget.

Uzezi said...

wowo bloggers ke? u know any? im yet to see a wowo person in my life.

vera..... aloofar.... what am i missing please?

musco said...

still trying to believe i made d list.naijaleta shld be given an award 4 making us realise d beauty of blogging once more.

i see this community exploding into smtn great in d nearest future!

Vera Ezimora said...

Naijaleta, I didn't tell you to take your clothes off, but since you have already begun the process, I wouldn't wanna make you stop and change route, so go ahead and completely take them off. But I am warn: this punishment will hurt you oh. Now, go & lie on my bed-slash-office couch. I will be there with the handcuffs, whip, and rubber...balloons ASAP. It's gonna hurt as soon as I get on top of things oo *wink, wink*

Afrobabe said...

Longest time my man...you still alive??