Monday, 9 February 2009

KILONSELE

Before I write further I just want to explain to Shona Vixen and Jarrai that ‘kilonsele’ means ‘Wassup?’ in Yoruba.

Okay, moving on. I could use an entire post to apologise to you guys for not having updated and go on and on about how time flies and all that shit and then disappear again for the next three months. How about that?

I’m still very much alive and kicking and…, never mind.

A lot has happened since I last updated. Afrobabe has become born-again!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!

I wanted to do a post on New Year resolutions and something else happened. I however made some resolutions sha:

I will stop mentioning Bumight’s name on all of my posts

I will call Vera or send her an e-mail. (Well that’s if she’s still single.)

I will stop stalking Mz Dee.

I will stop wondering what some bloggers look like.

I will stop fantasising about one particular blogger. No, I won’t mention his/her name.

I will blog more often this year. (I’ve already broken that resolution)

I will unmask myself this year. (Fat chance)

I will stop telling fabus in my posts

Chei! That was Easy. I should have updated a long time ago.

Anywez, for those of you in Nigeria, Obama has finally been sworn in on January 20th. I know we are in February but I understand that some people in Nigeria have not had electricity since the beginning of this year so they probably haven’t heard.

How many of you remember that part of Obama’s inauguration speech where he talked about leaders clenching their fists? I heard from very authoritative sources that it was at the last minute that he decided to remove Yar’adua’s name from that part of the speech. He reckoned he really didn’t deserve that much attention.

It snowed heavily in London the other day and I took part in a snow-man building competition for my adugbo. I won’t tell you who won. I won’t publish the pictures I took either. I don’t want people to know where I live in Jand.

I promise I won’t be absent for so long again. If I don’t update very soon make a baff naked.

23 comments:

bumight said...

he's back!! yay!! i've missed u.

goodnaijagirl said...

bumight only missed you because she likes seeing her name in print o! I'm just saying... ;)

Welcome; glad you've been well! I hope you keep all your resolutions, even the ones you have already broken.

AlooFar said...

Afrobabe is a joker!!!

welcome back.

Femi B said...

welcome back oh....what did you bring for us.
Hope you can fulfill all your resolution..and did i hear you were gay? damn don't you love it how rumor starts...I see you wrote fantasizing on him/her....whats next??

badderchic said...

welcome back sweetie, missed you a whole lot too!

Jarrai said...

welcome bk...missed ya

Afrobabe said...

My comment just flew outta the window...Aloofar, I am a joker right...we go seee...

You guys think he is back??...look again...

Smaragd said...

well, happy new chinese (or whatever) year to u too!

i kinda second Afro...lol

that was sweet of u, what u wrote on my blog. thanx

Geebee said...

'Baff naked' would be an accurate punishment and I’m sure the fear of that eventuality would keep you updating constantly. lol. Three months is a pretty long time not to update and it’s rgreat to hear that you’ll be much more around this time. I heard the unedited version of Obama’s clenched fist thing and he actually mentioned Yaradua’s name in that one. Is Afrobabe really born again? I’ve been so scared of her blog all the while. Maybe I’ll push away my fear and check it out.

badderchic said...

:I will stop fantasising about one particular blogger. No, I won’t mention his/her name."

dont scare me, you have been fantasisng about a 'his' kai stop that and confess you been dreaming about moi!

bumight said...

i did come to London!

Femi B said...

I aint homophobic oh, I accept all.

ablackjamesbond said...

Aloofar, wht do u mean by afrolicious being a joker? Take ur time o.

Afro darling, no mind am jare.

naijaleta, r u really back or is this anoda fabu?

FineBoy Agbero said...

Orunmila be praised! He's alive.

ibiluv said...

I promise I won’t be absent for so long again. If I don’t update very soon make a baff naked.


you dey baff with cloth????

strange.very strange......*wink*

musco said...

waiting patiently for the next post in abt 3months time.

4 nw,welcome bk!

wordmerchant said...

hey

i have come out or hiding( aka being private) but have changed url and name, swing by when u can

Jarrai-gambian girl

isha said...

before nko? how you for baff? wit clot? joker.
abeg you better come back with your fabu stock reloaded.
Happy Val's Day o.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

welcome back

Uzezi said...

im saying AMEN to the all the 'I Will' especially the unviellin

Vera Ezimora said...

I never receive phone call or email sha. When is this gonna be??

And as for the person you've been fantasizing about, I hope it's not a HE oooo! E get as that one go be. lol

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

still no update, huh?

NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

still no update, huh?

NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...