The South African Killings

Fellow Nigerians, wetin dey sele for South Africa? Una don hia from your pipul wey dey South Africa so?

Isn’t it rather barbaric that South African Nationals are turning against their African brothers and killing them? Less than twenty years ago African countries risked the wrath of so called powerful Western Nations pressing for sanctions against the Apartheid regime in South Africa. How many of you remember the 1986 Commonwealth Games? How many of you remember say na Maradona be President that time. No be di one wey dey play for Argentina O! Anyway, Maradona led a very successful boycott of the Commonwealth Games then in protest against Britain’s support of the Apartheid regime in South Africa. Almost all other Commonwealth countries except for the likes of Canada, Australia, NewZealand and United Kingdom boycotted the games. It was a real blow to the United Kingdom. Shortly afterwards, the United Kingdom announced that Nigerian citizens would require a visa to enter their country. I’m sure you know the rest of the story from there. Honestly, I’ve never seen a more ungrateful set of people than South Africans. Meanwhile, dem local champion, Mbeki, don carry im bia-bia, wey make am resemble he-goat, go visit Japan when wahala dey for im dormot. Sebi dem National team dey come play Super Eagles for Saturday? Sikena! Na for dat place we go sho dem pepper.

My Naija pipul if we tok say make everybodi no dey use MTN again una no go hia wod. Common make everybody boycott British Airways my pipul no fit do.

Talking about the British Airways incident, you see, Oyinbo pipul no get respect for us at all at all. The problem however is that we always sell ourselves short! I understand that the Attorney General, wetin be im name sef, was telling the visiting Lord Mayor of London, David Lewis Alderman, that the British Government should stop harassing Nigerian citizens. Na so so tok we sabi tok. The question is this however, who the F@*#% is this David Lewis Alderman? Let me explain to you, my fellow country men. London City is an administrative area within London itself. The Mayor of London is different from the Mayor of London City. If you like, the Mayor of London is like the Governor of Lagos State, while this David guy is like… una don get am, Chairman of Eti-Osa Local Government Area, imagine that! To make matters more ridiculous, he was the one who came to return the £150,000:00 allegedly confiscated from Joshua Dariye by the British Government. The question is this, why do we stoop so low that it is the whole Attorney General of the Federation, the number one lawyer for the country, who will be asked to receive someone whose authority is only equivalent to that of Eti-Osa Local Government Chairman? The real issue however is that the British Government is only showing Nigeria how much respect they have for us by sending someone of David Alderman’s status to deliver a message to our Attorney General.