Monday 23 June 2008

Naomi Campbell & Sir Mark Thatcher









One is the spoilt son of a former British Prime Minister well known for her deep hatred for black people and the other is a hard working, rich, super-model with a bit of a temper problem. They are both British citizens and have both been tried and sentenced abroad for crimes committed.

Everybody knows Naomi has a temper problem. The sort of problem no Therapy can cure. Naomi is just Naomi end of story. My advice to you if you ever need to serve her in any capacity is, don’t provoke her or else she will throw anything she can lay her hands on at you and if she is not holding anything she will attempt to hit you. If she is not within striking distance she will spit at you. Don’t cross Naomi or else kataka go burst. On the other hand, depending on who the beholder is, Naomi is very beautiful and successful.

If Naomi was a white girl, one professor of Anthropomorphic and Homogeneity Psychology at Cambridge or Oxford University would have come forward with an explanation for her feisty temper.

I’m sure most of you are familiar with the recent scuffle she had on board a British Airways plane. (Yes O, British Airways again. If they have no respect for even Naomi Campbell, Oh Yea Nigerian, what makes you think they give a hoot about you?)

Naomi has just been sentenced to 200 hours Community service for spitting at a Police-Officer trying to remove her from a British Airways flight when she became disruptive after being told that her luggage was not on board. The day after that incident, a colleague at the office opined that as long as she apologised to the Police-Officers for the incident she wouldn’t be prosecuted. He did not think the Crown Prosecution Service would take Naomi to court for spitting at a Police-Officer if she apologises. Unfortunately for Naomi, my colleague was wrong. Naomi apologised but she was prosecuted and sentenced.

Compare Naomi’s case with that of Sir Mark Thatcher who was arrested sometime in 2004 in South Africa over a plot to topple the regime of President Teodoro Obiang Nguema of Equatorial-Guinea and was incarcerated in South-Africa pending his trial and extradition to Equatorial-Guinea. His mother, Margaret Thatcher, flew to South-Africa and went to plead on his behalf. Interesting that she went to beg members of the ANC party, the same party she described as a terrorist organisation some years back. The South-African government entered into a plea bargain with Sir Mark Thatcher and he was convicted of a lesser offence because he claimed that the he did not know that the Helicopter he purchased for the coup plotters was to be used for the coup plot. He was fined £260,000:00 and given a four year suspended sentence. He has since left South-Africa for Spain where he now lives.

The other alleged coup plotters arrested were extradited to Equatorial-Guinea where they were being tried recently. During the trial, Simon Mann, one of the alleged coup plotters arrested, said Mark Thatcher was the major financier of the failed coup plot. He knew about the coup plot and played a major role in it. Mark Thatcher is free today enjoying with his family simply because his mother was able to pull strings to get him released. Who says Nepotism occurs only among black people?

The fact of the matter is that for as long as undesirable elements like Sir Mark Thatcher, a British Knight, remain free, Africa’s economic resources are not safe. What the likes of them specialise in is pulling down governments in Africa and setting up puppet regimes to take care of their selfish business interests.

I’m very sure that the Equatorial Guinean government will be very generous towards anyone who provides information that will lead to the arrest of Sir Mark Thatcher and extradition to Equatorial Guinea, where he should be tried for his crimes.


PS: As you guys know, my blog is primarily on political news and events so I had to put this particular post up. PART 3 of ‘Nigerian bloggers’ is coming very soon, by popular demand!




17 comments:

Jayn Sean said...

Hey. Thanx for pasing by my page. About where i got all the naija words...well..i used to watch too much naija movies. Then Afro was supposed to hook me up with a naija guy, but she never did. So..i dont watch them that much nowardays. But i do watch them coz i've subscribed to Africa Magic. And i just look at the movie line up. If it stars my favourite actors and actresses, i watch it. I've learnt a lot. Even here in Blogville. Pamela taught me too, and a lot of other naijas here you know? But i still wanna learn this funny language they speak, you know like broken english? I really wanna learn that.
Again...Egusi soup is too chilli, joloff rice is the same as our tastic, what else..bwahahaha...i'm still willing to learn you know?

Smaragd said...

i just left this blog a few mins ago and there was no update! u just didnt want me to be first eh? lol

Jay said...

Nice take on this...if you ask me they are both spoilt brats!!!

O'Dee said...

ABC, how now?

I feel this ur post o, really Nepotism does not occurs only among black people?

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Correct post ;)

Chari said...

Nice work here my man...I even came here to come and URGE you to update only to mesmerised by your update....lol@ jaybabe...

Afrobabe said...

Hmmm, Naomi…what can I say to my ill tempered sister…the only advice I can give her is…REMAIN RICH because once that money finishes and you try hitting anyone,,,,,you are going to jail babes…No Dior bed spreads there…

The Mark Thatcher incident is a thorn on Britains side that pokes them every once in a while….Wonder how the “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” slogan will go if a member of the royal family is kidnapped!!!

Afrobabe said...

lol @ Jaybabe...I will make egusi with minimum pepper for you love...

wellsbaba said...

I'm tellin you alot of white dudes are behind d wars goin on in Africa..i bet u have seen d movie blood diamonds....anywais,I like dis "Ahmed Babatunde Chibuzor
Haba! Ahmed Babatunde Chibuzor is obviously a pseudonym. The message is more important than the messenger."
ur simple sayin ur a nigerian...lol

Aijay said...

First up, I'm feeling ur name. ABC. lol... repping Naija. Me like!

As for Naomi, I'm tired... No comment.
As for the Mark Thatcher issue, the British govt always has a way of getting around things...

Will be back for part 3 of Nigerian Bloggers. How the hell did I miss the previous ones?

tobenna said...

Welcome to blogger.
Not sure if I've been here before. No matter.
Sollysid sent me here.
Keep writing bro.
Don't stop.

ShonaVixen said...

thanx for passing through and reading my blog..very much appreciated! When i watched Simon Mann the other on the news i just thought Maggie pulled strings for her boy and if it was black folk who had done that??Dont even want to think of the cries of nepotism n all...

chi-grace said...

Mahn....see gist ooo. I no even know sey mark no olodo like that oo. He even ma looks like one!!
Meanwhil that Naomi is just an Mgbeke!!

Unknown said...

Na true u talk o my brother. Nuff said.

Mz. Dee said...

Dang!! dat is just so unfair!!!
Corruption is everywhere in dis world..

Mz. Dee said...

OMG IT WORKED!!!!!
i'm finally able to commment!!
off to ur other posts :p:p
Hhehe.. i'm sure everybody finkz i'm mad.. hiss.
Leave me oo.

Buttercup said...

hmm interestin...